10 alarming tweets to our future kids

​Today's younger generation is known for its liberal views and free-lovin' attitude, quick to denounce the outdated social norms of our parents. That is, however, until their own (hypothetical) children enter the picture. Using the hashtag #ToMyFutureKids, potential moms and dads tweeted an exhaustive list of trivial conditions that would lead them to abandonment ("If you're fat, stupid, allergic to peanut butter or scared of animals, I'll give you up for adoption.") Obviously, these tweets shouldn't be taken seriously (we hope), but we've observed some recurring themes. By the looks of it, our next generation will be largely composed of heavily tattooed, music-loving, fast-food-eating (but also extremely athletic) androids who all go by fun little monikers like Megatron.