This man is, like, totally cool with his ex-wife putting a hit on him

In 2010, George Cascone was the victim of a murder-for-hire plot when his ex-wife tried (and failed) to turn her boyfriend into a hit man. But listening to Cascone on this recently resurfaced video, you'd think the Kansas City used-car dealer was talking about an estimate for a new muffler, not his ex's efforts to have him killed. "The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she was going to pay the hit man so little money," Cascone said calmly. "Two grand is not enough to get that kind of work done right." Remember that, kids: Whether it's a 2008 Honda Civic or a hastily hired assassin, you get what you pay for (and Cascone's ex got 5 years in prison).