Thirsty man uses chainsaw to cut his way to beer7/23/2012
We’re almost 100 percent positive that when Chumbawamba sang “He drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink” that they literally meant “lager,” not “logger.” Meaning most normal people wouldn’t use a chainsaw to get to a case of beer, no matter how thirsty they were. A New Zealand man, however, decided to channel his inner lumberjack after getting into an argument with a woman over a box of Steinlager suds. The 25-year-old chainsawed through a front door, a veranda pole (causing the balcony to collapse) and a sign that his hops-hoarding nemesis threw at him before being arrested on charges of assault, willful damage and possession of an “offensive weapon.” Stick to O’Doul’s, mate. [Source]
What's the craziest thing you've done for a drink?