Most of us aren't proud of being a jerkface, but most of us aren't Adam Probolsky. The Orange County columnist proudly acts like a douche when he goes to Costco, refusing to flash his membership card at the entrance and not showing his receipt when he leaves, mocking the "good little sheep" who, you know, don't hassle the Costco employees. "I push my cart, with purpose … I ignore [the card checker]," he brags in his latest column. After loading up on industrial-size drums of Preparation H, or whatever the perennially irritated go to buy, he continues his asshattery. "I know my rights," he says. "You can't hold me hostage." Ugh. We're sure they're glad to see you go. [Source]
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