Adultery website wants power to rename Toronto's zoos
4/19/2012Who better to pick a name for Toronto's zoos than a website that promotes adultery? AshleyMadison.com wants to fund the financially struggling zoos of Canada's largest city if the zoos agree to surrender naming rights to the controversial company. "You'll love the cougars at our zoo!" @ashleymadison tweeted. The city of Toronto, where the site is based, already said no in 2009 when the site wanted its slogan "Life is short. Have an affair." on the city's trolleys. CEO Noel Biderman says, "This is a province...where there will be potentially legalized brothels," he says. "But a company that's been around for a decade people can't get their head around? That doesn't make sense to me."
If you ran Ashley Madison, what name would you come up with for a zoo?
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