Alleged bank robber caught after pleasuring himself in public
1/4/2013Sometimes even a big score isn't enough to get a thief off. Seattle police responded to a woman's complaint that a man was "having a good time with himself" in the doorway of a car dealership. When the pleasure-seeker offered up the alibi that he was merely hiding money in his pants, the clever cops' suspicions were aroused. Sure enough, he matched the description of the robber who knocked off a nearby US Bank the day before, and money was found stashed in his pockets and shoes. Mr. Handsy has been booked in connection with the robbery and the cops are laughing about their stroke of luck. [Source]
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