Alleged drunk driver mows down mom, tells haters to 'suck a d**k'

An alleged drunk driver who ran down and killed a high-school biology teacher near Rochester, N.Y., has made the supremely unnecessary move of hitting Facebook to tell her critics to "suck a d**k and choke on it." Megan Merkel, 23, was allegedly driving drunk along Route 250 at 7.50am, drunk, with her boyfriend doing wheelies on his motorcycle alongside her. They encountered 40-year-old mother of two Heather Boyum selfishly riding her bicycle on the shoulder. Cops say the boyfriend hit her as he sped by on one wheel, before Merkel ran over the fallen woman with her car. Merkel was booked and released, and shortly after posted this this well-formed statement to Facebook: "I was sure as hell not being a reckless driver … U think I don’t feel bad? F*** u cuz u dont know." Let’s hope she doesn’t run over her own mother with that mouth. [Source]