Amanda Bynes pleads for Obama's help on Twitter

Poor Amanda Bynes. The movie starlet has had a rough couple of months: In April she was arrested for a DUI in April after allegedly sideswiping a police car, and in May she was accused of hitting another car and fleeing the scene. To solve her legal problems, she's pursuing her case through the courts like a calm, rational person. Just kidding! In true Hollywood style she tweeted directly to President Obama and urged him to intervene on her behalf: "I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end." Surely it's only a matter of time before Obama comes to Amanda's rescue. It's not like he's campaigning for reelection, trying to fix the economy, or dealing with any other more pressing issues.