America's most famous virgin athletes won't hook up

When hurdler Lolo Jones complained that remaining a virgin is "harder than training for the Olympics," you knew it was only a matter of time until someone tried to put her together with chastity's posterboy, Tim Tebow. The cupid in this case is Tebow's Jets teammate Nick Mangold, who took to Twitter to do his matchmaking - only to get this bombshell response from @lolojones herself: "Thanks Nick but I actually heard Tebow has a girlfriend ... the search continues." For Jones, yes, but mostly for the celebrity stalkers who won't rest until they find out who Tebow's mystery girlfriend is. Too bad. Mangold even had the perfect hashtag/tabloid name: #Lobow.