A fish smarter than Mr. Wiggles might have seen the attack coming.
Bernie was skeptical that the delicious taste of pigs could be improved by adding blankets, but it would be unprofessional not to climb on the table and try a few.
Ethel never learned that if she could see someone, they could probably also see her.
Wilbur would soon learn not to tell jokes about bald people while riding the bus.
A fierce monster with fur the color of snow? It didn't sound very likely to Ollie.
Angered by her demotion to second-most-fluffy pet, Roxy decided she would have to take matters into her own paws.
It took all day for Melvin to get to the window. He hoped his natural charm would help him score a minivan ride to the beach.
Marshmallow watched Polly, and Polly watched the salami. The circle of life would soon be complete.
Randy cursed his lack of opposable thumbs — and the humans who decided he was an outside cat. They'd be sorry.
Martha had no idea the ghost of the Johnsons' last pet still haunted the house.
Herbert was convinced his psychic weapons would obliterate the other team. But first, he had to penetrate the plexiglass.
What mad cow? Bessie didn't believe in getting angry, but she believed in the power of her laser-beam eyes.
Gunther was willing to wait for Kate Beckinsale. Height, age and red carpet barricades were nothing in the face of true love.
Miss Kitty had an uncanny ability to sense when a potato chip was in distress. Bob and his late-night snack never stood a chance.
Floyd had secretly accompanied his owner on 17 business trips. When he saw the new pink suitcase, he knew he had to act fast.
Stevie and Kevin wondered why they suddenly felt so very cold.
The children didn't buy that part about Frosty being a happy soul — and with good reason.
No one ever talked about the fifth McGillicuddy child.
Frankie was proud of being the kind of dog who used a litter box. But not everyone was thrilled about that.
19 funny pictures of animals and people plotting to ruin someone's day
3/1/2013You can tell when something bad is about to go down. Animals and humans alike have a look they get in their eyes just before they steal your steak off the table (in the case of animals) or grab your phone to update Facebook with an embarrassing status message (in the case of humans or super-intelligent apes from the future). Want proof? Check out these adorable and funny pictures of people and animals plotting to ruin someone's day.
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