Bacon coffin completes life for bacon lovers

Ice cream with bacon, chocolate covered bacon, bacon band aids, and now the ultimate testimony to your love for crispy, salted pork belly: the bacon coffin. For a mere $2,999 you can be laid to rest in this sizzlingly stylish coffin with an inner air freshener that smells like, you guessed it, lilacs. Just kidding -- bacon. The coffin is being made by J&D's Bacon Salt, the company also responsible for such products as Baconnaise , Bacon Ranch dressing, and Bacon Pop popcorn. So basically after you've eaten enough bacon and bacon-themed products to give yourself a coronary, you can be buried in the food that you loved to death. Poetic.