Before groping a jogger, make sure she's not a martial artist

When your family owns a martial-arts school — one where you've trained for eighteen years — you definitely pick up some things. Like how to beat the crap out of teenage boys who grope you while you're jogging. Patricia Dang was running through her Vancouver, Washington neighborhood when two twerps grabbed her butt. Dang restrained one until he apologized, but "snapped" when the other boy started swearing. "He started coming in for a few [punches]" she said. "I was lucky enough to dodge his shots... and I got him good." Dang hit him twice before he pulled a knife. The suspects were picked up by police. "They messed with the wrong girl," Dang said. DANG, indeed.