Biden says prez has 'big stick' to turn us on to foreign policy

All those Oval Office fantasies about getting down on the White House lawn or letting the president "Barack your world" haven't been baseless sexual extrapolations after all. Vice President Joe Biden has confirmed what you always knew in your heart and other private regions to be true: President Barack Obama has a "big stick." Trying to conjure Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick" quip, the gaffe-plagued VP made his announcement, with a perfectly straight face, to an audience gathered at NYU Thursday to hear his thoughts on foreign policy. We don't know if he has a (third) leg to stand on in his presidential assessment, but we're taking his word on this one.