Bills player tweets HIV results after catching TMI virus

David Clowney is doing his best to live up to his name. The Buffalo Bills wide receiver has made the Too Much Information Hall of Fame by tweeting the results of his most recent HIV test. Kind of makes you long for the boring athletes who tweet about getting a workout in or where they're going to have lunch, doesn't it? Hey, we can understand his relief -- the test came back negative. But DC, if you're looking for something to seal the deal with your next hookup, maybe just take the picture of the test and store it in your phone to show her privately.