Biopic producers think A-Rod would be a perfect drag queen

Wait until Red Sox fans hear about this one. Producers for "The Surrealist," an upcoming Salvador Dalí biopic, have approached preening Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez about being in the film. As Potassa. The artist's drag queen BFF. "It's quite a good idea," director Philippe Mora said. "Dalí was obsessed with baseball. At first it sounds hilarious, but it's a serious [offer]." The idea to cast A-Rod was pitched by a Dalí friend, who noticed that the third baseman "has great legs."

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