Human bowling ball (via http://bit.ly/UXD7NH)

This human bowling ball kit is the most fun you can have inside an inflatable sphere.

Sweat pant dress pants (via http://bit.ly/TgWmij)

Bring a touch of class to your home office with these sweat pant dress pants.

Bench that folds into a picnic table (via http://redd.it/wsxym)

Give bums a choice of where to sleep with this bench that folds out into a picnic table.

Birthday card that transforms into a shot glass (via http://bit.ly/RV7LD9)

Should you buy your friend a birthday card or a shotglass? Why not both?

Pencil socks (via http://bit.ly/10ws1yn)

All you need to cap off these pencil socks is an eraser hat.

Baked potato bean bag chair (via http://etsy.me/UfWyyX)

Sadly this baked potato bean bag is just for sitting, not eating.

Bluetooth phone gloves (via http://bit.ly/TQvRMT)

Bluetooth phone gloves bring us one step closer to the dream of phones built into our hands.

Pocket cannon (via http://bit.ly/WkLv5b)

Pocket cannons are perfect for wannabe pirates who don't have their sea legs.

Frying pan with sword hilt (via http://kck.st/QbuGvy)

Pretend you're battling orcs during your next fry-up.

Hands free dome umbrella (via http://amzn.to/UXCfIW)

This bizarre hands-free umbrella only deflects rain and not the weird looks you'll get.

Heated butter knife (via http://youtu.be/1GnM8vwS-O0)

The "Toastie" heated butter knife ends man's long struggle against impossible-to-spread cold butter.

Karate lettuce chopper (via http://bit.ly/UTWTE2)

Prepare salads like a ninja (literally) with the karate lettuce chopper.

Beer bottle chandelier (via http://bit.ly/oCZZiE)

No better way to pay tribute to brew than with a beer bottle chandelier.

Cat toilet training kit (via http://redd.it/qqma0)

Just what every crazy cat lady needs: A way to share a toilet with her beloved pet.

Your friends will think you're a real ham with this silk bacon scarf.

Ostrich pillow (via http://kck.st/TZ1shz)

The "Ostrich Pillow" lets you take a comfortable nap just about anywhere.

"Food face" plate (via http://bit.ly/TglYN8)

These "Ms Food Face" plates are acceptable to use if you're an adult, right?

Bacon band-aids (via http://amzn.to/T5F4ly)

We'll deliberately scratch and scrape ourselves just to stick on a bacon bandage.

Trongs (via http://youtu.be/vuQY2aDyoKs)

"Trongs" help you scoff finger food without having to stop to wipe off the grease.

19 cool products we wish were Black Friday deals

11/23/2012

Your Black Friday shopping list is already probably pretty long. But if you have any energy left after you've snapped up a big screen TV, a new computer and mountains of toys, you might want to consider the items in the gallery above — all of them essentials for living in the modern age. Surely everyone needs a pair of sweat pants that could pass for dress pants, a silk bacon scarf and a human bowling ball kit? Be sure to send this gallery to your family and friends so they know exactly what to get you this Christmas.

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