'Boss Bacon Burger' boasts 500 strips, 109,000 calories5/15/2012
You can probably gain weight just thinking about Epic Meal Time's 109,000-calorie "Boss Bacon Burger." Yep, that's six figures' worth of calories in a ginormous burger made with ground bacon, stuffed with bacon, covered in a cheesy bacon sauce and topped with hundreds of strips of bacon. Who can take on such a monstrosity? "Muscles Glasses," that's who. Mr. Glasses gamely attacks the meat pyramid with his face, but only after pumping himself full of liquid courage. After that, it's game time. "Muscles Glasses does not get heart attacks, he flips them off," wrote one giddy commenter. He likely also flips off waiters, as he won't need to eat for the next six months.
What do you think of this monstrosity?