MLB star leaves hospital after head injury, asks wife for threesome

Last Wednesday, Oakland Athletics pitcher Brandon McCarthy was struck in the head by a line drive, undergoing emergency surgery for an epidural hemorrhage, a brain contusion and a skull fracture. Today, McCarthy was released from the hospital, and after thanking all those who cared for him, demonstrated that his sense of humor remains intact. McCarthy has a frequently entertaining Twitter account, and upon leaving the hospital today, tweeted this gem “WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS.” Even better? His wife Amanda’s response: “I WILL strike someone with a brain injury.” So ... that's a no then? [Source]

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