British housewife claims she was raised by monkeys in Colombian jungle

This one has us scratching our heads, if not quite picking out the lice and cracking them between our teeth. A Bradford, U.K., housewife claims she was raised by Capuchin monkeys for five years during the '50s after being abducted in Colombia when she was a kid. Marina Chapman's kidnappers apparently botched the job and released her into the jungle where the monkeys took in the 5-year-old girl. She lived by catching live prey with her bare hands before being discovered by hunters who sold her to a brothel. She escaped and made her way to England in her 20s where she met husband, John, whom she told nothing of her incredible story until they were married. Their kids say they made "noises" to get fed growing up and that their "childlike" mom would tell them bedtime stories of her adventures. [Source]

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