Check out the Lochte-Phelps version of 'Call Me Maybe'

Vogue editor Anna Wintour -- who put Olympics golden boy Ryan Lochte on the cover of her magazine way back in June -- wasn't the only one who anticipated a changing of the swimming guard: So did the folks behind this Lochte-versus-Michael Phelps revision of "Call Me Maybe." "I'm in a personal hell/ I kind of hate Michael Phelps/ I wish he'd drown in a well/ That dude is in my way," sings a not-very-Lochte-esque guy who is, nonetheless, standing in for last night's champ. Phelps, meanwhile, is unflatteringly, if accurately, described as having "strange pecs, taking bong hits." The most prophetic line, though, comes toward the end: "Now I'm the king of the pool/ I made you look like a tool."