Woman files WTF lawsuit against Casey Anthony for $3 billion

If you haven't gotten your daily quota of crazy, the next few sentences will take care of that. Naomi Riches, a woman from Pennsylvania, has sued Casey Anthony for $3 billion (that’s “billion,” with a “b”), claiming that everyone's least favorite mom threatened to kill her. "Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009 [through] 2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances," says Riches in her lawsuit. She also claims (this is our favorite part) that she was "terrified to shower and drink water for months” because Anthony teamed up with the U.S. government to poison her water supply. Despite the potential for unintentional comedy, Judge David Baker threw Riches' suit out because her claims failed to "meet the plausibility standard." [Source]

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