Cats pummel each other in short but epic backyard battle

Cutting and pasting the Russian title of this nine-second clip into an online translator, it's English-ized into "The Massacre of Cats on the Ladder." This works in a literal sense, but we're taking it to its logical allegorical conclusion. We think the cat on the right represents Monday, and the one on the left is our heroic Everycat, reacting the way we all do when Monday inches closer to us. But, just like real life, Monday fights back, Monday is inescapable and Monday sends you running for cover. If someone could translate that into Russian, we'd appreciate it.