Cheater fakes own abduction in order not to get caught

No one wants to get caught cheating, but Jason Laperriere really, really, really didn't want to. Or so it would seem considering he is said to have faked his own abduction to avoid being busted in the buff by his girlfriend. After bringing another lady home, the Canadian man told his mistress to text his girlfriend, saying he had been forced into a car over a $12,000 drug debt. He then called his girlfriend himself, giving her the same story. She contacted police, who launched a nationwide dispatch to alert cops about the armed suspects. Laperriere has been banned from any contact with his ex but reportedly still called her from jail to beg for her back. The appeal was unsuccessful.