And why wouldn't you ride a cow, singing Justin Bieber?

We've watched this YouTube video, cleverly titled "Chinese Man riding cow sings Justin Bieber's 'Baby,''' at least seven times this morning, and we've realized that we will probably never have this man's passion, fearlessness or easy access to livestock. We're not here to judge him or his singing abilities, so rest assured that when our inner Randy Jackson says, "That was a little pitchy, dog," we're referring to the actual dog that keeps barking in the background. Our cow-riding soloist loses steam at about the 90-second mark — possibly because of the powerful "C'MON!" he added earlier — but hang in there for the thrilling conclusion.