Chubby Checker's pants in a twist over penis-measuring phone app

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against two computer companies over a penis-measuring phone app. 'The Chubby Checker' is a phone app for Hewlett-Packard's Palm platform (MAKE YOUR OWN JOKES) and claims it can predict what a man's packing below the belt based on his shoe size. The human Checker's lawyer says the app is damaging Checker's legacy. "The lawsuit is about preserving the integrity of a man who has spent years working hard at his musical craft," Willie Gary said. "And has earned the position of one of the greatest musical entertainers of all time." The exact number isn't known, but the suit reportedly seeks $500 million. Because size matters. [Source]

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