$100 will get you a little college football coaching god

While the legacy of one college football deity has been crushed this week, another continues to be glorified. University of Alabama fans can now buy the garden gnome likeness of Bear Bryant, who is now second on college football’s winningest coaches list with 323 victories (since Penn State’s Joe Paterno had more than 100 wins stricken from his record), at their local Wal-Mart. But it won’t come cheap. If you want to show your love for the Crimson Tide with one of these little guys, it’ll run you $98.77. That’s a lot of dough for a garden gnome, but there’s no price on slavish devotion. Roll Tide. [Source]