It only takes a line or two to skewer almost any college football fan

We've always thought as much, but now we have evidence: Where a school ranks on the college football food chain is directly proportional to how easily its fans can be reduced to a one-sentence stereotype. Thanks to the folks at NOC for doing this important research, shaming all the usual suspects with all the usual ridicule: Miami (strippers), Brigham Young (bigamy), Boise State (blue turf), Notre Dame ("Rudy") and everyone in the SEC ("Deliverance" and pickup trucks). But what about the fans at Washington State, Arizona, Minnesota and other schools who were left out? Maybe you have to care before anyone will carve you up.

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