Some frat boy is in trouble for dropping this scavenger hunt list

One very lucky Columbia University student found this list by a school printer, and even luckier for us, posted it online. We present to you the ultimate scavenger hunt list that nobody was supposed to see — a piece of paper so innovative in its approach to scavenging that it could have originated only from the collected minds of a frat house basement. (Allegedly at Pi Kappa Alpha, judging by the list.) The listed items range from humorously plausible to hopefully impossible, and while we commend the men for their thoroughness, we do have one addition we’d like to propose. Forgetting to destroy your copy of this list: minus 100 points.

The complete list is posted below:

Rakob's Soul: 99 pts
Video doing a gallon smash: 15 points
Plant a flag at the 9/11 memorial: 10pts
Picture with the Pike St. street sign (Chinatown): 10pts
Find the πκα at McSorley's Old Ale House: 10pts
Find 3 symbols πκα carved into the sidewalk: 5pts
Picture with an alumni: 10 pts
Picture with the Naked Cowboy: 10 pts
A Flash Dancers VIP card: 10 pts
A Bean pie: 5pts
Panties from an FIT girl: 5 pts
Panties from an NYU girl (sorority better): 5 pts
Panties from a XXL girl: 5 pts
Double D bra: 5 pts
1 copy of a tentacle-porn video (Hentai or live-action): 5 pts
1 copy of midget related pornography: 5 pts
Visit to the NYU Pikes (minimum 1 picture): 15 pts
Ride the Wall Street Bull: 5 pts
Picture of a cop flipping off the camera: 5 pts
Picture in front of Mei Dick barber shop: 5 pts
Make money singing or dancing on the subway (video necessary): 5 pts
Picture of a homeless person burning money: 5 pts
Picture of a man with a mullet: 3 pts
Piss on church of Scientology (minimum 1 picture): 5 pts
Buy 3 packs of Smoking Black rolling papers (brothers will pay you back for these): 5 pts
Video of pledges piggy-back racing on fat girls: 10 pts
Create a fake petition (your choice of amusing topic) and get 30 signatures: 15 pts
Video of a pledge being hit in the face by a stranger with a black-fist dildo: 10 points
Upper-deck the toilet of a fancy restaurant or hotel: 5 pts
Video motor-boating of a girl: 10 points
Harlem Shake video: 10 points
Video of a pledge poonspeeding (eating p*ssy while wearing a swimcap and goggles): 25 pts

Below are items that CANNOT be purchased:
Shopping Cart: 3 pts
Razor scooter: 5 pts
Megaphone: 5 pts
Parking Cones: 3 pts
Baby Cat: 20 pts
Hat of a bellhop at a hotel: 5 pts
Nametag of a McDonald's worker: 5 pts
Matt Wang's glasses: 10 pts
Homeless man’s shoe: 10 pts
Construction worker’s hat: 5 pts
Cinderblocks: 10 pts

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