Cops find naked guy at the bottom of a portable toilet

Most of us don't check out what's lurking in the pit below a portable toilet (personally, we don't even open our eyes in one), which could be why a naked Maine man chose that as a post-rampage hiding place. The unidentified 29-year-old had, apparently, gone berserk on a disc golf course, rolling in mud, flipping over trashcans and "sitting in the disc goals" (don't worry, Maine disc golfers — he was still clothed at that point.) The cops couldn't find him until their dogs discovered him at the bottom of the portable toilet. He was pulled out, "sprayed down" and taken to a hospital for treatment. Good thing he stripped first, because there's not enough Febreze in the world to undo that.