Cops: Guy ruins shot at Mensa by trying to rob police station
5/9/2012If anyone has a spare Mensa application, could you send it to Keithan Manuel? His address? Oh, he's currently in the Dallas County Jail after the supergenius allegedly tried to rob the Wilmer police station. According to officers, Manuel had a towel covering his hands when he approached the station's dispatch window, told the communications officer that he had a gun and demanded that she give him "all of your money." She called for officers (the ones who were INSIDE THE POLICE STATION), and Manuel was apprehended. "You hear of those World's Dumbest Criminals," a dispatcher said. "But you never think it's gonna happen in your city."
For real, is this guy the dumbest criminal ever?
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