Cops: Overachieving criminal commits 11 felonies in 9 hours4/10/2012
"Been there, pooped on that, stole the T-shirt" is a pretty accurate summary of William Todd's nine hours in Nashville. While on layover between Greyhound bus trips, the Kentucky man allegedly committed 11 felonies, including stealing guns (and a T-shirt) from the Slaughterhouse haunted house, robbing tourists, carjacking a cab driver and defecating on a lawyer's desk before "smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees."
Stunned police officers finally caught Todd on the grounds of Opryland, where he was hiding inside a water-cooling vat. "I've never seen anything like this before," Sgt. Tony Blackburn said, noting, "He rode the Greyhound bus...then left in blue lights."
Was this the most ridiculous crime spree ever?