Cops: Overachieving criminal commits 11 felonies in 9 hours

"Been there, pooped on that, stole the T-shirt" is a pretty accurate summary of William Todd's nine hours in Nashville. While on layover between Greyhound bus trips, the Kentucky man allegedly committed 11 felonies, including stealing guns (and a T-shirt) from the Slaughterhouse haunted house, robbing tourists, carjacking a cab driver and defecating on a lawyer's desk before "smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees."

Stunned police officers finally caught Todd on the grounds of Opryland, where he was hiding inside a water-cooling vat. "I've never seen anything like this before," Sgt. Tony Blackburn said, noting, "He rode the Greyhound bus...then left in blue lights."