Cops say man accidentally paid for pizza with bag of meth

​A Wichita, Kan., Pizza Hut delivery man was surprised this week when a customer paid with a handful of bills -- and a plastic baggie. The conscientious pizza delivery man called police, who identified the white substance as meth and apprehended the customer, who, police say, didn't realize he had handed over the drugs. It's hard not to wonder how the Pizza Hut guy immediately knew to call police instead of discarding the baggie as trash, and it's certainly surprising the customer didn't realize he had handed over his stash. We're guessing the customer had a bad case of "tweaker eyes," tossed the pizza box over his shoulder without looking at it, and excused himself to go wrestle a snake demon.