Cops say man used stolen credit cards to buy sex toys
4/12/2012If you've ever experienced the annoyance and betrayal of identity theft, then you can begin to imagine how victims felt when purchases of "masturbation furniture" popped up on their credit card statements. A 40-year-old Californian man is accused of using over $340 of his ill-gotten gains to buy two different swanky pleather mounts designed for a men's sex toy called "the Fleshlight." These carefully designed mounts, sportily decorated with neon-green piping, deliver "all the right angles for all the right positions" and are also purportedly useful for "stamina training techniques." Perhaps his time and planning would have been better invested in finding a girlfriend.
Have you ever had your identity stolen?
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