Cops say man with drugs tied to his penis peed on them
4/12/2012Ray Woods was arrested April 6 with a nervous bladder and 89 bags of drugs tied to his penis. Woods was collared by cops in Folcroft, Pa., who pulled him over for a broken taillight, and say they found pot in his car. It might have been a routine arrest had an officer not noticed "a large bulge" in Woods' pants. A search allegedly uncovered a large plastic bag containing 89 smaller bags of drugs tied to Woods' penis. As officers attempted to remove the bag, a nervous Woods began urinating. "In 14 years, I've seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I've never seen it tied to their penis," an officer said.
Is this arrest funny, absurd or sad?
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