Cops say they caught car thief on run when she had the runs

Alleged car thief Mellisa Mansfield's lack of gastrointestinal fortitude caught up with her this week on a stretch of Interstate 95 in Florida, when a highway patrolman noticed her car on the shoulder with Mansfield squatting beside it with her pants down. When asked what she was doing, she replied "going to the bathroom" (A rest stop was six miles ahead). Mansfield didn't have a license and said the car belonged to her boyfriend, whose name she didn't remember. The car's owner said he didn't know Mansfield and that the car was missing. Mansfield's sh**ty day got worse -- she was arrested on multiple charges.​