Courthouse's coffee tastes like poop because of the poop in it

If you like your coffee without cream, sugar or urine, you should probably avoid the courthouse in Anaconda, Mont. After employees brewed a pot that tasted "really bad," they realized that someone had peed in the coffee grounds. Several days after cleaning the machine with soap, water and vinegar (seriously, the county wouldn't spring for a new one?), they discovered "clumps of feces" smeared in the machine. The pee drinkers are being tested for hepatitis, and a poop-stained cup has been sent for fingerprint analysis (no one drank the dark-roast Fecal Blend). We sincerely hope that the staff got a new coffee machine after that, because the closest Starbucks is 26 miles away. [Source]