Cow and bull 'having relations' stop highway traffic6/1/2012
There those farm animals go again, taking the Beatles' "Why Don't We Do It in the Road" soooo literally. Traffic on a western Pennsylvania highway came to a standstill this morning, but commuters at least got to see quite a show: namely, a bull and cow "having relations in the road." "It's right in the construction zone, so it's making a big mess out there," Trooper John Corna said. Dude, we don't want to know. Police couldn't get the copulating cattle to stop going at it and had to call in folks from the Pennsylvania Farm Bureau, who apparently whispered just the right sweet nothings to convince the animals to clear out. Next time, get a rooooom!
What's the strangest reason you've heard caused a traffic jam?