Buy me some peanuts and caffeinated Cracker Jacks...wait, what?

If the sugar in Cracker Jacks doesn't make you jittery enough, then perhaps the caffeine will. The mad scientists at Frito-Lay have announced the release of Cracker Jack'D Power Bites, an amped up version of the ballpark staple. The vanilla mocha and cocoa java flavors will contain 70 milligrams of caffeine per serving, the equivalent of a shot of espresso. Served up in a black box, because the manufacturer thinks that says 'For Adults Only' (despite the cartoon sailor), the snacks predictably have consumer watchdog groups upset. We're more concerned about the potential impact on the lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." [Source]

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