Cute? Naked? Know an Orc from an imp? This Craiglist post's for you

If you're a woman with a set of 12-sided dice and also a set of C-cup boobs, this is the Craigslist ad for you. A Maryland man is looking for an experienced "Dungeon Master" who'd be willing to take off her shirt and host a topless Dungeons & Dragons game for his friend's bachelor party. (No, we can't believe a D&D-er is getting married either.) The polite-sounding fellow wrote that other than occasionally consulting the Monster Manual, "nothing else is [expected] of you other than an exciting adventure." He also says five guys will be participating and they'd promise to "treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect." Actually, this sounds better than our last few dates. [Source]

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