Craigslist user seeks 'bacon dangler' for help exercising

If you live in the Atlanta area, know how to cook bacon and are interested in making some extra money, have you considered being a professional bacon dangler? One Craigslist user posted an ad seeking just that as a way to "trick my arse into working out." But before you jump on the opportunity, there are some requirements. First, only those who can run a few miles without passing out need apply. You also must be able to fend off dogs and rodents, dodge bullets (bad neighborhood?) and provide your own transportation. If selected, you could make $10 a mile plus tips. Interviews were being held today, but we're willing to wager the position is still open.