NHL player David Booth saves humanity by slaying monster goat
10/12/2012While many of his peers are off playing in Europe, Vancouver Canucks winger David Booth is spending the NHL lockout in much more productive fashion: saving humanity from giant, (presumably) man-eating goats. We have no idea what the hell Booth hath slain in the above photo, but ‘tis not a creature sanctioned by the Divine. Booth tweeted this image of his smiting of the Giant Goat of Death during a hunting trip in Canada with the caption, "There's only one trophy in the world harder to get than this... And I'm getting that next." We can only imagine what that unholy monster could be (one respondent asked, "The Stanley Cup?"), but we’re happy Booth is on its trail.
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