Animated Petraeus scandal answers all our questions

Tired of reading all that boring black-and-white print, but desperate for the juicy details of the Petraeus affair? Here's the animated version, explaining how Petraeus and Broadwell met, their steamy affair and the conservative POV on the timing of the general's exit. Sorry, but you'll still have to read (unless you understand Chinese, since this comes courtesy of Taiwanese animation studio NMA), but it's worth it! With Broadwell looking decisively MILF-ey in short skirts and her signature halter tops, and Petraeus looking far more handsome in 2-D than he does in real life, those floating hearts of love suddenly make much more sense.

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