We've never seen a restaurant reviewer quite like Daym Drops — the nom de Tube of Daymon Patterson — but we've become supersize fans of the Connecticut fast-food connoisseur. In this video, Drops tells us why we should be eating at Five Guys, from the grease stains on the plain paper bag to the fact that the staff just KNOWS when you need bacon on that double cheeseburger. "This is an official cheeseburger," Drops says, giving us a bun’s-eye view of his lunch. "The cheese is still attached to the foil as it's oozin' — OOZIN’! — out my burger." We're paraphrasing when we say “DAMN DAMN DAAAAAYUM” we wish he'd take us with him next time.