Desmond Bryant (©Miami-Dade County Corrections and Rehabilitation)

Football star's tongue-out drunken mug shot is a hilarity touchdown

2/26/2013

It's bad enough that your night of heavy, heavy drinking ends down at the station, without the whole world pointing and laughing at your mugshot. And yet, thanks to the comical visage of his inebriated head, such is the fate of Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant. Seemingly unable to hold his booze-soaked skull aloft for the picture, his neck becomes one with his chin. Police picked Bryant up at 9.24 on Sunday morning after the 27-year-old allegedly caused a ruckus at a neighbor's house. He was charged with misdemeanour criminal mischief — a small price to pay for Internet super-stardom that will never, ever, EVER go away. [Source]

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