26 detention slips you wouldn't want to show your mom

Flipping through these totally quotable detention slips above could give you hideous flashbacks – or make you quake with laughter. Flying your juice bottle like a plane might not go down well in a stuffy classroom, but some of these clowns would blend in perfectly in the writers’ room for “30 Rock” or “Family Guy.” Yeah, it’s hard to control rowdy kids, but can someone please give these teachers a sense of humor and a pop culture refresher course? Calling a teacher a “muggle” really should have earned that kid extra credit for the literary reference. And Superman’s an A1 role model – since when is acting like a superhero a detention-worthy offense?

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