Mavs star Nowitzki doesn't sing the Boss like a boss11/8/2012
Back when you couldn't understand what The Kingsmen were singing on "Louie, Louie," somehow that made it a classic. But when Dirk Nowitzki slaughters Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA," for the sake of the Dallas Mavericks' "Playeraoke" segment played during the NBA team's timeouts, it's just about the biggest train wreck in rock-and-basketball history. Hearing the big fella belt out, "Muluh-a-waluh-garla-hull-arrgheena," we get an idea of just how painful the rehab sessions on his surgically repaired knee must be. Gotta give Dirk a flagrant foul on this one, even if he wasn't born in the USA.
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