Disgustingly enormous rat killed in England

​In the latest sign of the impending apocalypse, a man in England recently discovered, and quickly killed, a freakishly large rat. "I've never seen a rat as big in me life before," reported Brian Watson, which is really saying something when uttered by a grizzled old-timer from northeast England. Watson curiously incinerated the body, which will likely be remembered in history as the spark that instigated the takeover by our future rodent overlords.