Wannabe generals plan their attack on Cinderella Castle7/19/2012
It's been the white whale for military strategists since medieval times when it really was a small world, after all. Strategists have long wondered how best to take Cinderella Castle, the famed Disney icon, by force. Armchair warriors weighed in on Quora with tactics as diverse as attacking through Fantasyland, rappelling in on Tinker Bell's cable, stationing snipers on Space Mountain and a straightforward dragon assault. One scout cautioned that Disney now owns Marvel Comics, so siege troops should beware of a counterattack from The Avengers. Notably absent from the skull session: Elmer Fudd, famed marksman from those sworn Disney enemies, the Looney Toons battalion. Apparently, he's still figuring out a way to bag Bugs. [Source]
OK, troops, how would you attack Cinderella Castle?