Don't get into a game of birth certificate roulette with Donald Trump. Sure, he'll always come off looking like the birther lunatic he is, but he can afford his silly bluffs. Comedian Bill Maher, however, may have to do some panhandling to come up with the $5 million he pledged earlier this week if Trump proved he isn't the "spawn of his mother having sex with [an] orangutan." Within 24 hours, Trump had an attorney send along the certificate "demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan" and demanding payment to be split among five charities. And to think Maher could have spent that dough on gag writers with better punch lines. [Source]
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