Drunk driver warns us: The Germans are coming10/30/2012
World War II paranoia is still gripping Florida. At least, according to Lance Burge, who police say they caught driving recently with a blood alcohol content more than twice the legal limit in Palm City, Fla. Berg, 31, was found in a state that should’ve been filmed to scare teenagers off drinking forever. His fly was down. His pants were wet. He was trying to climb over the center console. A Miller High Life tallboy was in reach. And most special of all, police say he told them that “the Germans are after us” and handed them NicoDerm patches when asked for his license and registration. [Source]
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